#like i'm semireligious but not in the annoying christian way

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fake hate, i hear?

Anon Blossom

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Neopronouns

10/24/21

Neopronouns are Bad

Neopronouns are the creations of the devil because they promote an anti-capitalist, anti-religion society, which is bad. This is a common fact that every good person is religious and there are no bad people who are religious. In Corinthians 69:42, one can see that neopronouns are explicitly forbidden, as in that part of the bible, God comes down from the heavens and announces, "To hell with Neopronouns, all my friends are nor/mal" to the masses below, who largely disregarded his message in favor of their satanic rituals of making stew in non-capitalist societies that currently live underground. One may also note the context of the quote, in which a couple of religious watchers noted that God was wearing leggings and a t-shirt that said "Antifa rules!" so this story may be in a part of the bible that the true Christians don't teach because it is against our beliefs. However, he was correct. Neopronouns earn one an immediate place in hell for expressive crimes against the better religion. In Filindick 56:248, one may also note how God explicitly expressed any form of individuality, by saying that we are "all his children, shaped after his image in the perfect, unchangeable work of art that he made in his cloud studio. Our bones are of paper, and skin of glass, so fine that changes will break your heart each night and morning to one's detriment," which was later recreated in a well-known Satanist's show called "Spongebob". It is one of the most famous scenes of the bible, and expresses how individuality will physically kill the heart and spirit of those who attempt to possess it's satanicities. In conclusion, God expressly forbids Neopronouns by proxy of individuality, because Christians are the best followers of Jesus, and all Christians know that Jesus's ass is the only ass that we should ever see.

(this is all /j if you couldn't tell)

9/10 to be honest I know literally nothing about Christianity this could be true as far as I know. I thoroughly enjoyed the read though.

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